Splash Mufucka

Black history month vs. Blizzard who wins?

“It has been a white out across the country for the 1st 2 days of black history month. Ironic? I think not. Definitely the doing of the GOP trying to keep a brotha down during our month of celebration”

One of my black friends posted this on his facebook and I believe he is 100% serious. Come on man, are you really that naive? I guess some people will never learn and will continue to point the finger just because they feel the need to. Kind of sad, but what can you do? I guess the blizzard has taken the upper hand in this month long battle. Only time will tell whether black history month can take back over the news or not for the last month. I hope it keeps snowing! For that comment, my friend gets a -splash mufucka x2- Later Haters

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS < GIRLS I DO ADORE

I’m back after like a week away. I just got back to Ohio a week ago and it has actually been better then usual. By better then usual I mean a little bit more fun the watching paint dry. First off, I smoked way too much pot as soon as I got home, because I know I basically have to give it up here soon since I need to get a job and I just don’t have the money to waste on it. So I got that smoke session out of my system and am back to just working hard on poker, girls, and school. I have to go to this Review class twice a week for the next month so I can make sure I pass my NCLEX and become a registered nurse. It wouldn’t be that bad but there are absolutely no attractive girls in the damn class, NOT ONE! This is a statistical anomaly! In a group of 50 women there should at least be one that I am attracted to right? WRONG! Maybe I just have high standards but I swear it can’t be just that. Maybe I will get lucky and some sexy girl forget to go to class on the first day haha.

In other recent news, last week was pretty eventful in reference to women. I got a booty call from a cute girl I used to hook up with a while ago. She booty called me 5 times at 2:30 am and twice in the morning at 8am. Of course, my sleepy ass didn’t hear my phone at all. I wish I would have tho because there is nothing I enjoy more then some great morning sex, and this girl, from what I remember knows how to put it down. Luckily for me, she called me back 2 nights later wanting the same thing. Of course, I answered and went to Kent and picked her up, even tho it was a snowstorm and brought her back to my place in Akron. Yes, I will risk my life for some good sex, who wouldn’t?

So we get back to my place, it’s late, so we go immediately to the bedroom and the clothes come off, you know, the usual. We start making out and fooling around and then she gets all nervous because I laughed a little. I dunno why but I thought it was cute how she was moaning so it made me laugh. BAD MOVE!!!!! I think she really thought I was laughing at her, like something was wrong but it wasn’t. Everything was GREAT! Well that kind of killed the mood for a minute so we started talking and I was making her laugh, trying to get her to relax and get her back in the mood. Out of nowhere she starts telling me about this other guy she was messing around with months ago and in my mind I’m thinking, “are you for real right now?” I’m trying to get it in, you are trying to get it in, or else you wouldn’t have called, so why are you talking about other guys? Then she tells me she is going on a date tomorrow. WTF?

MAJOR TURNOFF!!!!!!!!

Now I assume she is just telling me this stuff because she knows I hook up with different girls and is just trying to make me jealous. I know how the game works. I think she knows I don’t want anything serious and I’m cool with her getting hers in on the side as long as I don’t have to know about it. If a girl wants to be a player more power to her. I’m not hating on anybody for doing the same thing I do. Sex is fun, enjoy it, just keep it safe.

Just some advice to any woman. If you really want to keep your man from getting aroused then just start talking about your old boyfriend or fuck buddy in bed. That shit did the trick for me. I was done as soon as she did that, as much as I wanted to fuck her I just wasn’t in the mood anymore, which is really hard to do to me! So I brush it off and hope for better in morning. She wakes me up early and we start fooling around again, hands down her pants, sheets getting soaked, clothes coming off, and I’m bout to get it in but I can’t. This girl did me dirty the night before and I just cannot get in the mood enough to fuck her. So we just fool around for a bit and I take her home. It’s all good, I still had fun and she looked great naked just like I remembered.

Lesson learned though, when bringing a girl home that you already know is DTF don’t waste anytime getting to the business and most importantly don’t laugh during sex! Hopefully I hear from her this weekend. She is pretty sexy and definitely fun to be around which is hard for me to say about most girls. We have good chemistry in all aspects and I like that. We’ll see, if not there are always plenty more girls out there.

I’ll leave you with something my dad always told me as I was growing up, especially when I was down about a girl in high school, “Son, let me tell you something. There is absolutely no reason to go on being upset about girl, even if you think you love her. Remember this one thing, for every girl you lose, there are thousands more to replace her, and I guarantee you can find one if you look hard enough” I didn’t get it then but I got it when I started college. He is soooo right. There are so many women out there and it isn’t hard to meet them. You just have to go up to them and say hi, it’s that simple. You don’t have to be Brad Pitt good looking, just go up to her, say hi, introduce yourself and tell her you think she is attractive and that you wanted to meet her. It truly is that simple. If she is attracted to you then the conversation will happen, if not chalk it up as practice. Your game will progress with the more practice you get. If she doesn’t like you that’s fine, every guy gets rejected. LET ME REPEAT THAT, EVERY GUY OR GIRL FOR THAT MATTER GETS REJECTED. And when that happens just remember, ON TO THE NEXT ONE which is a very good motto when trying to meet women. Hope this little piece of advice helps some guy out there. Take care, Cheers

-SPLASH MUFUCKA

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